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The music cellar contains many things, like old song lyrics, sheet music, a fully stocked wetbar, whips, chains, old corpses, Elvis, the remains of dead---oops, I think I've said too much. Dave's created a monster! It's alive!
Below are song lyrics created by Dave, the likes of which the mortal world rarely glimpses but hardly ever sees, except in the piano bar!

FIND LYRICS TO YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT THESE LINKS:

www.azlyrics.com - Songs of Today, as well as the 50's, 60's 70's, like American Pie;
Artists, like the Beatles, the Stones, Pink Floyd, Who, SInatra, Billy Joel, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, U2, and more!

Find sheet music at this site: www.sunhawk.com

Dave's SILLY SONG PARODIES

Below are some of Dave's parodies of some popular songs,
most of which he wrote himself!

ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEINIE

(Sung to melody from "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weeine, Yellow-Polka Dot Bikini")
This song is on Dave's live CD album,"I Got You, Dave!"

He was afraid to come out of the water,
He was afraid that somebody would stare,
'cause (guy's name) doesn't have much to start with,
and cold water kinda makes it dissappear

[chorus]
He's got an itsy bitsy, teenie weeny, little
thingy for a weinie,
and that's when it's fully erect
He's got an itsy bitsy, teenie weinie
It's like a piece of cooked linguini,
that you can't even see when it's wet!

He had a date with a hot looking mama,
and they both started messin' around
When she reached out to grab his salami,
breakfast sausage was all that she found

[chorus]

DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN FOR ME

(Sung to the melody from "She's Always A Woman To Me")

Your friends are all saying you're now dating girls
You've given up dresses, the pumps, and the pearls
I hope you're the man now that you long to be
But I remember the time when you dressed like a woman for me

I remember those ribbons and bows through your hair
Those teddys, those tassles, that French underwear
I hope you're the man now that you long to be
But I get misty-eyed when I think of the times
when you dressed like a woman for me

THE DRAG QUEEN CONNECTION
by Dave
(Sung to the melody from "The Rainbow Connection")

(Have a guy put on a wig. Ask him his first pet's name.
That's his new drag queen name!)

Why are there so many songs about drag queens,
and what's on the other side?
(Drag Name) is a drag queen,
but it's an illusion
There's something he's trying to hide

(Drag Name) got engaged, and at the wedding,
there was no groom, but two brides

That's how I found out
I made the connection--
(Drag Name) is a cross-dressing queen!

Maybe we'll get some,
The Drag Queen Connection,
with (drag name), the drag queen, and me...

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Welcome! Dare ye mortals tread in Dave's SONG PARODIES DAVE CD LYRICS TOP REQUESTED SONGS The music cellar contains many things, like old song lyrics, sheet music, a fully stocked wetbar, whips, chains, old corpses, Elvis, the remains of dead---oops, I think I've said too much. Dave's created a monster! It's alive! Below are song lyrics created by Dave, the likes of which the mortal world rarely glimpses but hardly ever sees, except in the piano bar! FIND LYRICS TO YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT THESE LINKS: www.azlyrics.com - Songs of Today, as well as the 50's, 60's 70's, like American Pie; Artists, like the Beatles, the Stones, Pink Floyd, Who, SInatra, Billy Joel, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, U2, and more! Find sheet music at this site: www.sunhawk.com Dave's SILLY SONG PARODIES Below are some of Dave's parodies of some popular songs, most of which he wrote himself! ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEINIE (Sung to melody from "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weeine, Yellow-Polka Dot Bikini") This song is on Dave's live CD album,"I Got You, Dave!" He was afraid to come out of the water, He was afraid that somebody would stare, 'cause (guy's name) doesn't have much to start with, and cold water kinda makes it dissappear [chorus] He's got an itsy bitsy, teenie weeny, little thingy for a weinie, and that's when it's fully erect He's got an itsy bitsy, teenie weinie It's like a piece of cooked linguini, that you can't even see when it's wet! He had a date with a hot looking mama, and they both started messin' around When she reached out to grab his salami, breakfast sausage was all that she found [chorus] DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN FOR ME (Sung to the melody from "She's Always A Woman To Me") Your friends are all saying you're now dating girls You've given up dresses, the pumps, and the pearls I hope you're the man now that you long to be But I remember the time when you dressed like a woman for me I remember those ribbons and bows through your hair Those teddys, those tassles, that French underwear I hope you're the man now that you long to be But I get misty-eyed when I think of the times when you dressed like a woman for me THE DRAG QUEEN CONNECTION by Dave (Sung to the melody from "The Rainbow Connection") (Have a guy put on a wig. Ask him his first pet's name. That's his new drag queen name!) Why are there so many songs about drag queens, and what's on the other side? (Drag Name) is a drag queen, but it's an illusion There's something he's trying to hide (Drag Name) got engaged, and at the wedding, there was no groom, but two brides That's how I found out I made the connection-- (Drag Name) is a cross-dressing queen! Maybe we'll get some, The Drag Queen Connection, with (drag name), the drag queen, and me...

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