DRINKING SONGS, TOASTS AND MORE ARE ON DAVE'S LIVE ROCK'n'ROLL SING-ALONG PIANO BAR ALBUM!...................

DAVE'S TOASTS, CHEERS & SOCIALS

Hold your glasses high...


The toaster must end the social with funny lymerick and calls the social by saying,
"It's time for a ..." and everyone yells "Social!" and takes a drink.

Waterfall Social:
When the toaster hears "Social," he or she starts drinking and must not stop until everyone takes a drink.
It's like the wave, but everyone must keep drinking until it has gone back around to the original toaster.

THERE ARE LIVE RECORDED TOASTS ON THE "I GOT YOU, DAVE!" PIANO BAR SING-ALONG CD!

Toasting Ettiquette
Toasts happen after you declare a social.
When you toast at dinner, get everyone's attention by clanging a glass with a spoon.
Then you say, "Here's a Toast, hold your glasses high!"
After the toast, everyone yells "Cheers!" and takes a drink.
Some toasts are dirty, some are clean, some are in between.
Here's some of the Toasts that I do in the piano bar:

TOASTS:


TOAST: For a Girl
Here's to flowers on the piano,
She swallows Captain Morgan.
Here's to roses in the bush,
and tulips on my organ.

TOAST: For a Girl
Here's to the girl that I kissed last,
She don't kiss slow, she don't kiss fast.
She kisses long and she kisses sweet,
and makes things stand that don't have feet!

TOAST: For a Guy
Here's to Sir Lancelot,
who had to adjust his pants alot;
'Cause everytime he passed a nice piece of ass,
the front of his pants would advance alot!

TOAST: For a Virgin
Here's to Snow White,
who got so drunk she was tight.
She felt Happy, then felt Dopey,
and slept with Grumpy all night!

TOAST: For the Birds (XXX)
Here's to the stork that brings the good babies (Here, here!)
Here's the to the raven that brings the bad babies (Sssss)
...and Here's to the swallow that brings no babies at all (Kaw, kaw)

PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY.

CONNECT THE DOTS - Drinking Game
Connect The Dots is a drinking game, and it's also a song! The dots are the empty beer cans, as seen from an aerial view.
You must Connect The Dots all the way around the piano by the end of the night!
It takes 116 beer cans to go all the way around a baby grand piano! Woah, dude, that's a lot of beer!
Uh,Yea. Makes me wanna take a wiz. Shut up, Beavis!

To see the dates we "Connected The Dots" in the Connect The Dots: Hall of Fame, click on the cans below:


ROXANNE Drinking Game
Play the song "Roxanne" by the band, the Police. Everytime you hear the word "Roxanne", you sip your beer. One person is designated the drinking police (excuse the pun), who makes sure everybody drinks at the right times. Whoever finishes their beer by the end of the song is the new drinking police, and picks a new word from a new song from which to drink on.

T.V. Drinking Game
Using your favorite TV show, decide on 5 top things to drink beer to, that occur with increasing frequency.
For example, take the original "Star Trek" TV series:

5 sips=Every time Bones says "He's dead, Jim!"
4 sips=Every time Uhura strikes a sexy pose when the ship rocks.
3 sips=Every time Kirk over-acts or kisses some alien woman.
2 sips=Every time Spock says "Fascinating."
1 sip=Every time you hear Scotty say "The engines canna take na more!"
Do a Shot=Every time you hear "Red Alert!"

Here's some links to other sites dedicated to BEER!:

Different beers are rated and judged: http://www-bsac.eecs.berkeley.edu/users/williams/beer/beer.html

How to pour beer: http://www.millerbrewing.com/a_lite_section/lite_frameset.asp?goto=/dr_beer/index.asp

Beer humor: http://members.xoom.com/scott_one/index.html

Make the "Dave" Drink

Malibu Coconut Rum + ginger ale + Stoli Vodka = the "Dave"!
Make it as strong as you like, but remember that this is a mixed drink that goes down smooth, so beware! (or just have a beer).

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YOU CONNECTED THE DOTS !!................LA, LA, LA....................YOU CONNECTED THE DOTS !!................LA, LA, LA....................YOU CONNECTED THE DOTS !!................LA, LA, LA....................YOU CONNECTED THE DOTS !!................LA, LA, LA....................YOU CONNECTED THE DOTS !!................LA, LA, LA....................

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Behold All Those Who Dared To Tread In Thine Piano Bar Hall of Fame!
Connect The Dots Is A Drinking Game. The Dots Are Empty Beer Cans, As Seen From An Aerial View. You Must Connect The Dots All The Way Around The Piano By The End Of The Night! It Takes 116 Beer Cans To Go All The Way Around A Baby Grand Piano! A Mighty Wager Indeed!
Let It Be Known And Heretofore Recorded That These Are Thine Dates On Which We "Connected The Dots":

DATES: 12-25-98*; 12-31-98**; 8-1-1999*; 9-27-99**; 9-5-99*; 2-26-00*; 6-3-00*; 10-28-00*;

*Indicates how many times they Connected The Dots around the piano. For example,** means they made it two
times around in one night! That's 232 cans! Woah, dude, that's a lot of beer! Uh, yea. Makes me wanna take a wiz.
Shut up, Beavis!
If you Connected The Dots, and the date is missing, please don't forget to E-mail me with the dates:
(In E-mail, enter SUBJECT: Connect The Dots)

Other Drinking Games

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